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westcoastfrustrations:

that’s it that’s the show

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Found a flower bobby pin in my room. One step closer to being a disney princess.

Found a flower bobby pin in my room. One step closer to being a disney princess.

ichthyosaurs:

(x) what cecil thinks draws listeners to wtnv

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johnleavittlives:

If Will really wants to hurt Hannibal he shouldn’t turn a gun on him, he should fuck with his herb planters.

Just start wordlessly tipping them over

“I understand you’re upset Will, please”

*crash*

“we can talk about this.”

*crash*

“Just come here and don’t do anything-“

*crash*

“NOT THE OPAL BASIL.”

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unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

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  • My brother to his video game friends
  • Patrick: HOW HARD IS YOUR HARD ON?
  • Me: Real hard.
  • Patrick: The wrong person answered that.

pleatedjeans:

BEST PRANK EVER

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strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

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